my stroke - cause/s ?

after so many days/ hours of reflection and almost daily sitting on my sofa seat in the cafe at our premises, i came to the conclusion that i was zapped by god for my own good. i have led all my adult life without a moment reflection of god(ALLAH), his exhortations and consequent effect in this world that he created and my place in it. please allow me to now now shout at the top of my voice ALHAMDULILLAH, through this affliction, god has indirectly conferred me another chance. god could have easily zapped me so that i would now be six feet in the ground being devoured by maggots to my bare bones, which god could ,in the blink of an eye have inflicted on me. but no god is giving me another chance to correct my errant ways, change my lifestyle,and most importantly get me to prepare myself and stockup on matters that are important when the day of reckoning comes, solat, zikir, zakat, puasa, haj, etc. when you think about it, this is a much greater honour conferred by god to me, much better than the datukships that all the scions of pirates are now dishing out to mostly half-baked pirates wannabe. syukur alhamdulillah., so it wasn't my blood pressure, there was nothing there to worry about, it has stayed at a reasonably comfortable level all the time., it wasn't the jembalang tanah or some totally innocent jins. oh dear me , i could have spared myself all those mandi limau and gurgling down litres and litres of jampied mineral water, the various mri's / cscans, doctors consultation,what a waste!!!! how i wish there is more than just a doa involving stroke and islam. maybe i would write a more detailed BOOK and have it titled A HALAL STROKE ( WHY NOT?, AFTER ALL THERE WILL SOON BE A HALAL SUPERMARKET, HALAL THIS AND HALAL THAT, CARRY ON KJ, JUST LEAVE HALAL STROKE TO ME-LAH)have a good weekend, i will, AT MY BROTHER'S OPEN HOUSE inshaALLAH